NINE HUNDRED DOLLAR$ (3:34)

HELLO...?

MADE A CALL JUST THE OTHER DAY,
SHE SAID "WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU"
WHAT AM I PAYING? JUST TO HEAR YOU SAY...
"YOUR A SICK AND PERVERTED FOOL!"

HOW MUCH DOES IT FUCKIN' TAKE?
BEFORE YOU FINALLY REALIZE...
SHE CARES FOR NO ONE, 'CAUSE SHE'S FAKE!
IN PERSON ITS YOU DESPISED!

GET OUT YOUR PLASTIC SHE'S TAKING!
DIAL HER UP FOR YOUR FIX...
SAYING THINGS SHE NEVER MEANS, FAKING
SO YOU CAN GET YOUR KICKS!

DIRTY ROTTEN MONEY HUNGRY BITCH...
FEEDING OFF YOUR SICKNESS AND TAKING!
THE CALL BACK IS THE HITCH...
THINK OF ALL YOUR CASH SHE'S MAKING

YOUR PERVERSIONS CONTROLLED BY A SWITCH!

DESPERATION IN YOUR SITUATION,
AND SHE HOLDS YOUR KEY!
DEPRIVATION IS THE CONTINUATION
PICK UP DIAL THE NUMBER AND SEE!
A SEX STARVED JUNKY...
YOUR ADDICTIONS THE AFFLICTION,
A SEVEN OR ELEVEN DIGIT MONKEY,
TO CURE YOUR CONDITION!

IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME...
MA BELL HAS BECOME SO MUCH MORE...
ACROSS THE LINE OR ACROSS THE INTERSTATE,
MA BELL HAS BECOME A FUCKING WHORE!
IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME...

THAT AIN'T THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE,
MAKING IT ACROSS THE WIRE...
WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO?
SLEAZY LITTLE PHONE DESIRE!
THE RITUAL WAS MEANT TO BE PHYSICAL,
OR WHY BOTHER AT ALL?
IF YOU CAN'T FEEL, SEE AND HEAR IT...
WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS A PHONE CALL?

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